Peach: This is going to be one boring battle!
Pokey: Please welcome our analyst.
Larry: Hi! I'll be analyzing the battles, ya know, giving my view on who should win.
Pokey: Who do you think will win?
Larry: All the odds go to Rocky, since Boomerang has his feet tied to the floor.
Pokey: Let's welcome our battlers. Fight.
Rocky Wrench throws a wrench, but Boomerang Bro throws two boomerangs. The first deflects the wrench and the second decapitiates the mole-like turtle.
Audience: …That's it?!
Larry: Well, that battle surprised me! I may have been wrong about the outcome of the battle, but I did guess that the battle would be short.
Larry: Roy didn't have much time to manage the battle since Lemmy was busy trying to manage without a server.
Larry: Honestly, they shouldn't even post this battle. There's no dialogue.
Larry: Roy is conveniently missing, and we haven't even gotten around to discussing who will be here next week.
Larry: I could have done better.