January 31, 2003
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Blue indicates first prize winner.
Yellow indicates good prize winners.
Mario Fan: And so it was that IRS spokesman Ludwig von Koopa went to court, blamed for the death of one Mario Mario; a tax reminder put him into a state of shock just as an epiletic Chain Chomp spotted the unfortunate plumber.
Introbulus: Letter: Dear Mario, please take care of my Chain Chomp for me while I am gone. His name is Fluffy, and he likes fat Italian plumbers.
Lord Wilco: Sure hope his health insurance is in that letter.
- Mario Fan
- Mario: Mail first, Chain Chomps later.
- Blue Boo
- Chain Chomp: Mario's won $10,000,000. Tonight I shall eat him and earn big bucks, baby!
- Chain Chomp: I wonder if my anti-drooling pills came in the mail today…
- Chain Chomp: This is Mario's latest hit, "Mario Reads Mail!"
- Ingvar Steinnes
- Mario: Who's this letter fr- OOUUCCHH!!!
- Ellie Marie Koopa
- Mario: It just so happens that I got a letter from a SECRET ADMIRER!!!
- Mario smiles as he reads the letter he got from his secret admirer.
- Invader Zim
- Letter: Reading this can be hazardous to your health.
- Mario: Hey, according to this letter from Nintendo, Chain Chomps are no longer going to be in my games, due to a decrease in their popularity. I wonder how they will take it…
- Mario's typical mail delivery.
- Mario is reading a note until a Chain Chomp come for him and the note for food.
- Chain Chomp: Mmm… Mail-delivering plumber…
- Chain Chomp: I wish Sushie would stop using Tidal Wave in my mouth!
- Panzer Koopa
- Chain Chomp: I'm so anxious to bite Mario, my left eye is starting to twitch!
- Master TJ Koopa
- Mario was so captivated by his mail that he didn't hear or feel the Chain Chomp's heavy breathing.
- Letter: Dear Mario, there is a hungry Chain Chomp RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
- Letter: Dear Mario, please take care of my Chain Chomp for me while I am gone. His name is Fluffy, and he likes fat Italian plumbers.
- Krystal Koopa
- Mario: Hmmm… This letter says "Look out behind you!"
- Chain Chomp: Good thing Mario doesn't know I ate his mailbox.
- Dudley Dowronger
- Chain Chomp: Mmm… plumber on rye…
- Horse Yoshi
- Chain Chomp: Mmm… Mario for dinner…
- Mom Chomp: It's impolite to stare at fat people.
- Chef Torte
- Mario: Hmmm… Bob-ombs Battlefield's missing its Chain Chomp again…
- Lord Wilco
- Sure hope his health insurance is in that letter.
- Letter: So when you're headed for Bowser's Castle, beware. He has many forces out now. Also, watch out for that Chain Chomp behind-
- Mario's ultimate test of stupidity.