Roy: Time for another grudge fest!
Valentina: Grr… where'd Dodo get to?
Hammer Bro: He couldn't afford Roy's modest asking fee. In the Red Corner, applaud for Birdo once again!
Hammer Bro: Time for Larry's analysis!
Larry: Uh, yeah, I think Valentina is going to win today, because she has really powerful magic. Birdo can only spit eggs.
Roy: And, who happens to be sitting in seat 27B60? Oh, is that Rowf?
Rowf: Yes it is! So buy some badges from me! Great deals! For choosing me, I'll give you fifty percent off the price, which unfortunately I have just had to double.
Hammer Bro: Birdo spits an egg first, but Valentina jumps out of the way and falls to the floor.
Valentina: Where is that useless bird when I need to fly?! Oh well, I can still use my really big wave attack.
Hammer Bro: Valentina sends a wall of water at Birdo, but all it does is clean up some dirt and deflect the next egg!
Valentina: How dare you?!
Hammer Bro: Now Valentina is slapping Birdo around, but that doesn't look like it's having much effect.
Birdo: Hey, that tickles! We're supposed to be battlin', you know.
Valentina: I am battling, you fool!
Birdo: Really? Then how come you're in the corner still?
Hammer Bro: Oh! Birdo hits Valentina with an egg when she turns around!
Valentina: M- my hair! You ruined my hair! There's all egg in it!
Birdo: I think it's lovely. The guys will come running now.
Booster: No way! Not even I am that crazy!
Valentina: I won't stand here and be humliliated! Ya know what, I just realized I can fly by myself. Stupid Dodo… so long, suckers!
Hammer Bro: Valentina has just flown away! Oh, but I bet she'll be back someday.
Hammer Bro: But today, Birdo wins and goes on to her third week. Woohoo- hey! If she wins next week, I'll be replaced as announcer! Noo!
Roy: Who will you battle next week, Birdo?
Birdo: I want Burt the Bashful, because he's so cute!
Roy: Done, since he's already a prisoner.
Hammer Bro: Phew! Burt can beat Birdo for sure, no problem! My position is safe.
Roy: And by the way, Rowf?
Roy: It's the electric chair for you!
Rowf: Blagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiblagahh!!! End transmission!