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Battle |
Season 1 |
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Winner |
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Next Battle |
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Previous Battle |
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This is the nineteenth battle in Season 1.
The Boxing Match-Up[]
| The Red Corner
Big Boo: He's massive, spooky, and the winner! |
The Green Corner |
| The Yellow Corner | The Blue Corner
Reznor: He could win, if only he were as big as his opponent. |
The Battle[]
Kamek: Greetings, prisoners! I am Kamek, your permanent announcer until Roy gets ticked off and finds another. And, may I say, the music playing today fills me with memories of-
Roy: Grr…
Kamek: Right! On with the action! But hey, why hear from me? Let's go hear an introduction from your referee, Pokey!
Roy: I like him! Brief and to the point!
Kamek: Er, yes, well how about a word from an audience member?
Mario: I'm-a-
Roy: Shut up!
Kamek: I was only getting some feedback.
Roy: Get some feedback at dinnertime.
Kamek: A word from a past champion?
Roy: No.
Kamek: Big Boo?
Roy: No.
Kamek: Eerie?
Roy: No.
Kamek: Well… let's fight then!
Pokey: Fight.
Kamek: And here they go! Boo is looking really scary tonight, and Eerie is scared.
Big Boo: I am not scary!
Eerie: I am not scared!
Kamek: Big Boo must be scary, because the audience is shrieking!
Audience: Ah.
Kamek: Actually, they really are screaming. In fact, it's getting so loud, I can hardly hear myself talk!
Roy (amid the noise): See, you should be more like Pokey.
Kamek (turns to Roy): But he-
Pokey: Stop.
Kamek: What?! What happened?
Pokey: Noise. Broke beam. Fell to ring. Big Boo hit, Eerie safe in small corner.
Roy: And said with such grace! Oh, but Eerie cheated, right?
Pokey: Yes.
Roy: So I pronounce Big Boo champion again!
Pokey: He's dead.
Roy: Oh.
Big Boo: I'm not dead! Well, I am, but…
Roy: I guess Eerie is champion.
Eerie: I am not! Er, I am?
Roy: Unfortunately yes. Who are you battling next week?
Eerie: I will battle Hot Foot, and the forces of darkness will finally triumph over the forces of-
Pokey: Hot Foot.
Roy: Well put!
Kamek: And there you have it! The winner is Eerie, and-
Roy: Aw, shuddap!