|Big Boo vs. Eerie|
The Boxing Match-UpEdit
|The Red Corner
Big Boo: He's massive, spooky, and the winner!
|The Green Corner|
|The Yellow Corner||The Blue Corner
Reznor: He could win, if only he were as big as his opponent.
Kamek: Right! On with the action! But hey, why hear from me? Let's go hear an introduction from your referee, Pokey!
Roy: I like him! Brief and to the point!
Kamek: Er, yes, well how about a word from an audience member?
Roy: Shut up!
Kamek: I was only getting some feedback.
Roy: Get some feedback at dinnertime.
Kamek: A word from a past champion?
Kamek: Big Boo?
Kamek: Well… let's fight then!
Kamek: And here they go! Boo is looking really scary tonight, and Eerie is scared.
Big Boo: I am not scary!
Eerie: I am not scared!
Kamek: Big Boo must be scary, because the audience is shrieking!
Kamek: Actually, they really are screaming. In fact, it's getting so loud, I can hardly hear myself talk!
Roy (amid the noise): See, you should be more like Pokey.
Kamek (turns to Roy): But he-
Kamek: What?! What happened?
Pokey: Noise. Broke beam. Fell to ring. Big Boo hit, Eerie safe in small corner.
Roy: And said with such grace! Oh, but Eerie cheated, right?
Roy: So I pronounce Big Boo champion again!
Pokey: He's dead.
Big Boo: I'm not dead! Well, I am, but…
Roy: I guess Eerie is champion.
Eerie: I am not! Er, I am?
Roy: Unfortunately yes. Who are you battling next week?
Eerie: I will battle Hot Foot, and the forces of darkness will finally triumph over the forces of-
Pokey: Hot Foot.
Roy: Well put!
Kamek: And there you have it! The winner is Eerie, and-
Roy: Aw, shuddap!